you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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