she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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