Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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