is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i dont even know how to be here
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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