this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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