i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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