Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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