Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize