oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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