How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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