So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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