Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
