No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
