ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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