Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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