This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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