ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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