Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I need moral support for this bender
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
His nipple licking is glorious
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