I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I want her autograph on my taint
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
