I wannas sexs uuuuu
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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