I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
