Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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