like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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