I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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