C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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