If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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