I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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