Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
That reminds me...we need to get swords
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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