Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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