I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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