just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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