You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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