I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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