so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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