I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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