I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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