Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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