You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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