Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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