Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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