census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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