that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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