And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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