ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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