I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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