What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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