Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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