So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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