Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Holy sore nipples Batman
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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