Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
