the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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