I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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