Whod you bang
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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