A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Do plants get herpes?
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